Here are more warning labels that make no sense at all....
"Do not stand to close to fence. Tigers spray their pee to mark their territory. Do not stand to close or they will spray you." -sign near fence that Tigers are kept in at the Natural Science Center
"Warning: Not for use in crib,bed, play pen,stroller,high chair,shopping cart, or automobile. Child could be strangled,or seriously hurt,or killed. "-warning label on a child's monkey leash
"Do not put in fireplace or in heat. Will explode near or in heat."-warning label on batteries
"Do not use near flame. Will explode!" -warning label on furniture (dust ) cleaner
" Do not use near flame, or fire. Can and will catch fire in temperatures extending 100 degrees Fahrenheit" -warning label on nail polish
" Do not use on chair or other places people sit down. Can be dangerous when inhaled or used improperly." -warning label on gorilla glue
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
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