Odd Warning Labels Part 5

"Beware of dog..." -this is strange when the dog is very small like a dachshund or smaller
"Only iron when necessary."-on the inside of a pair of pajamas (why would they ever need ironing? you sleep in them for crying out loud)
" Do not overcook."-label on a bag of chicken nuggets (how hard is it to cook them right,when the directions are on the bag)
"Slippery when wet." -sign on the back of a park bench (what is with sign being on a bench anyways?)
"In case of fire,break glass." -sign near alarm with glass around it that has an axe near by on the wall. (Like,someone can not figure this out for themselves, when the alarm is labeled "Fire alarm will sound,when glass is broken.)