Odd Warning Labels part 8

"Do not eat raw. May cause diarrhea or other serious problems. Do not heat at low temperature than packages directions. " -on a box of frozen pizza
" Make sure to heat contents properly. Do not under cook."-on a microwavable meal
" May contain nuts."-on a carton of Resees Peanut Butter Ice Cream
" Turn off phone before usage. No smoking. Failure to do so may result in electrical shock, an explosion, or even death."-on the gasoline pumps at the gas station
"Do not let children play with this bag, or place over thier head. Do not leave near or around children. Bag may cause suffocation or even death."-on a plastic grocery bag, and on the plastic bags that newspapers come in
" Sharp, handle with care." -on a plastic covering over the top part of a pizza cutter

Odd Warning Labels part 7

"Allergen alert:Contains peanuts,also may contain traces of brazilian nuts,hazelnuts,walnuts,almonds,and other varieties of nuts."-on a container of peanuts
"Contains Soy,and other soy products."- on a bottle of soy milk
" Allergy alert:contains eggs" -on a package of refrigerated sugar cookies
"Blade is sharp. Handle with care."-on a tomahawk
"May contains traces of coconut, and other nuts. Processed on a convar belt that is also used for nuts."-on a package of coconut slices, and coconut cake mix

Odd Warning Labels part 6

" Take off lid before use." -on a bottle of shaving cream (who does not know this already?)
" May contain nuts." -on a Nutragous candy bar (It has the word nut in the title, so why is the label even necessary?)
" Do not use near open flame. Contents may explode if exposed to temperatures exceeding 150 degrees Fahrenheit. " -on a bottle of air freshener
"Not intended for children under the age of 5. Contains small parts, that may cause a choking hazard for children ages 4 and under." -on a bag of marbles
" Warning: To prevent fire,or self-injury, clean out lint screen before and after each use. Dry only fabrics that have been washed with water. Do not dry articles containing foam rubber , or similar rubber-like materials. Do not dry or wash articles that have been exposed to flammable/ combustible liquids or solids (such as gasoline,cleaning solvents,kerosene,cooking oil,waxes,etc.) Lint screen must be in place when optional drying rack is not in use. Caution-a clothes dryer produces combustible lint and must be exhaustable outdoors. Care should be taken to prevent the accumulation of lint around the exhaust opening and in the surrounding area. Do not let children play on, or in the dryer." -inside of a dryer
" For ages 3 and up. Contains small parts, not intended for children under the age of 3." - on a Barbie doll box
"For use on hands only. Do not use on your face, or anywhere else other than your hands." - on a bottle of hand cream