"Do not eat raw. May cause diarrhea or other serious problems. Do not heat at low temperature than packages directions. " -on a box of frozen pizza
" Make sure to heat contents properly. Do not under cook."-on a microwavable meal
" May contain nuts."-on a carton of Resees Peanut Butter Ice Cream
" Turn off phone before usage. No smoking. Failure to do so may result in electrical shock, an explosion, or even death."-on the gasoline pumps at the gas station
"Do not let children play with this bag, or place over thier head. Do not leave near or around children. Bag may cause suffocation or even death."-on a plastic grocery bag, and on the plastic bags that newspapers come in
" Sharp, handle with care." -on a plastic covering over the top part of a pizza cutter
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