Odd Warning Labels part 8

"Do not eat raw. May cause diarrhea or other serious problems. Do not heat at low temperature than packages directions. " -on a box of frozen pizza
" Make sure to heat contents properly. Do not under cook."-on a microwavable meal
" May contain nuts."-on a carton of Resees Peanut Butter Ice Cream
" Turn off phone before usage. No smoking. Failure to do so may result in electrical shock, an explosion, or even death."-on the gasoline pumps at the gas station
"Do not let children play with this bag, or place over thier head. Do not leave near or around children. Bag may cause suffocation or even death."-on a plastic grocery bag, and on the plastic bags that newspapers come in
" Sharp, handle with care." -on a plastic covering over the top part of a pizza cutter

Odd Warning Labels part 7

"Allergen alert:Contains peanuts,also may contain traces of brazilian nuts,hazelnuts,walnuts,almonds,and other varieties of nuts."-on a container of peanuts
"Contains Soy,and other soy products."- on a bottle of soy milk
" Allergy alert:contains eggs" -on a package of refrigerated sugar cookies
"Blade is sharp. Handle with care."-on a tomahawk
"May contains traces of coconut, and other nuts. Processed on a convar belt that is also used for nuts."-on a package of coconut slices, and coconut cake mix

Odd Warning Labels part 6

" Take off lid before use." -on a bottle of shaving cream (who does not know this already?)
" May contain nuts." -on a Nutragous candy bar (It has the word nut in the title, so why is the label even necessary?)
" Do not use near open flame. Contents may explode if exposed to temperatures exceeding 150 degrees Fahrenheit. " -on a bottle of air freshener
"Not intended for children under the age of 5. Contains small parts, that may cause a choking hazard for children ages 4 and under." -on a bag of marbles
" Warning: To prevent fire,or self-injury, clean out lint screen before and after each use. Dry only fabrics that have been washed with water. Do not dry articles containing foam rubber , or similar rubber-like materials. Do not dry or wash articles that have been exposed to flammable/ combustible liquids or solids (such as gasoline,cleaning solvents,kerosene,cooking oil,waxes,etc.) Lint screen must be in place when optional drying rack is not in use. Caution-a clothes dryer produces combustible lint and must be exhaustable outdoors. Care should be taken to prevent the accumulation of lint around the exhaust opening and in the surrounding area. Do not let children play on, or in the dryer." -inside of a dryer
" For ages 3 and up. Contains small parts, not intended for children under the age of 3." - on a Barbie doll box
"For use on hands only. Do not use on your face, or anywhere else other than your hands." - on a bottle of hand cream

Odd Warning Labels Part 5

"Beware of dog..." -this is strange when the dog is very small like a dachshund or smaller
"Only iron when necessary."-on the inside of a pair of pajamas (why would they ever need ironing? you sleep in them for crying out loud)
" Do not overcook."-label on a bag of chicken nuggets (how hard is it to cook them right,when the directions are on the bag)
"Slippery when wet." -sign on the back of a park bench (what is with sign being on a bench anyways?)
"In case of fire,break glass." -sign near alarm with glass around it that has an axe near by on the wall. (Like,someone can not figure this out for themselves, when the alarm is labeled "Fire alarm will sound,when glass is broken.)

Odd Warning Labels Part 4

Here are more warning labels that make no sense at all....
"Do not stand to close to fence. Tigers spray their pee to mark their territory. Do not stand to close or they will spray you." -sign near fence that Tigers are kept in at the Natural Science Center
"Warning: Not for use in crib,bed, play pen,stroller,high chair,shopping cart, or automobile. Child could be strangled,or seriously hurt,or killed. "-warning label on a child's monkey leash
"Do not put in fireplace or in heat. Will explode near or in heat."-warning label on batteries
"Do not use near flame. Will explode!" -warning label on furniture (dust ) cleaner
" Do not use near flame, or fire. Can and will catch fire in temperatures extending 100 degrees Fahrenheit" -warning label on nail polish
" Do not use on chair or other places people sit down. Can be dangerous when inhaled or used improperly." -warning label on gorilla glue

Odd Warning Labels -Part 3

• " Do Not Use More Than Directed, for more than seven days,unless directed by a dentist or doctor."- on a tube of Oral gel
  
• " For Children Under the age of 2 ask Dentist or Doctor Before Use." -on a tube of toothpaste
• " Do Not Open with Teeth." -on a container of glue
• " Do Not Hold Near Eyes."-on a pair of scissors
• "Warning: Allergy alert, this package is processed in a center that packages nuts. Contents include nuts." -on a package of Baby Ruth candy bars
• "Warning:Contents include nuts,and milk. "-on a package of Milky Way Bars
• "Warning: Do Not Use if foil seal is broken. Please Refrigerate. Best if used by date on the bottom of package. Allergy warning: contains milk" -on a container of cream cheese
  
• "Do Not Hold or Use Near Flame. "-on a bottle of shampoo

More Odd Warning Labels

Here are some more odd warning labels out there...

• "Warning: Do not leave Baby Unattended."-on a changing table in a rest stop bathroom
• " Wash with like Colors only. Do Not Wash with Dark Colors or the Colors will bleed. " -on a white shirt
• " Warning: Do Not Use Private Parts To Start. Keep Hands & Feet Away From Blades." -on a push lawn mower
• " Warning: Do Not Fold While Baby Is In Seat." -on a baby stroller
• " Do Not Open Near Face. Contents May Explode If Dropped. Use Caution When Opening."-on a can of silly string
• " Do Not Open Near Face. Do Not Point in Direction of Other People or Pets when opening. "-on a soda bottle
• " Use Care when Opening. Do Not Open Near Face." -on a package of cool whip
• " Caution: Do Not Use or Set Near Heat, or Flame. Contents May Explode when under pressure, or near fire."-on a bottle of hair spray
  
• " Do Not Point Near Your Face. Do Not Point In the Face of Others Or Near Pets. Failure to Do so Can be Dangerous and Even Life Threatening." -on a rubber band gun
• Point Away From Face & Body. Dangerous if Inhaled. Keep out of Reach of Children."-on a bottle of pesticide" Do Not Eat. This is Posionious. Eating This Is Dangerous and Even Life Threatening."-on a bottle of pesticide
  
• " Store In Freezer. Un-Frozen Ice-cream will Melt."-on a carton of ice-cream
• " Store in Refrigerator. Do Not Use After Experiation Date on Bottle."- on a gallon of milk
• "Do Not Leave Keys In Inginition. This is Dangerous!"-on a set of car keys
• " Do Not Hold Near Face. Use Caution when refilling. Do Not Use for anything other than attended use." -on a stapler
• " Do Not Fold While Child is On It." -on a baby play mat
• " Warning: Make Sure It is Fully Charged Before Use. A Partially Charged screw driver will not work. Do Not Leave Out In Rain. Metal Parts May Rust." -on a electric screw driver
• " Warning: Do Not Use Private Parts To Start. Failure To Do So can be painful, dangerous and even life threatening."-on a leaf blower
• " Do Not Point Near Face or Near Others Face when opening. Keep Away From Flame. "-on a bottle of nail polish remover
• " Make Sure Helmet is Completely Secure Before Riding Machinery That Requires a Safety Helmet."-on a bicycle helmet
• " Caution: Wet Side Walk. Do Not Ride Bicycle,Scate Board on Vehicle On Side Walk. It is Not Dry Yet. Failure to Comply With Ruin the Side walk." -on a newly paved side walk
• " Warning: Man Hole Ahead. Workers On Duty. Do Not Run Over Them." -on a sign near an open man hole
• "Warning: We Stop At All Rail Road Crossings." -on a bumper sticker on a school bus
• " Warning: Hot When In Use. "-on the coffee maker at Starbucks
• " Warning: Do Not Take More Cream Cheese than you plan to use. Failure to Abide By this rule will result in you being asked to leave. Thanks Management."-on a tray full of cream cheese at Bruggers Bagels
• "Warning: Contents Come Out Fast." -on the ice maker at Burger King
• " Warning: Free Ride In a Police Car, If You Shop Lift." -outside Hanes Mall in Charolette, NC
• " Warning: Shop Lifting is Against the Law. All Shop Lifters Will Be Prosecuted. "-on a bathroom wall in Food Lion
• "Warning: Do The Crime, Do the Time. Forty Years Behind Bars If You Steal From The Credit Union." -on the bill board inside the credit union
• " Warning: No Trasspassing After Hours. Trasspassers Will Be Prosecuted." -on the door to a gas station
• " Caution: We Stop for All Rail Road Crossings. "-on a taxi
• " Warning: Children On Board. Do Not Cross In Front of Bus. "-on the front of a school bus
• " Warning: Private Property. No Trasspassing. No swimming Allowed. No Fishing. Trasspassers Will be Prosecuted." -on a bridge near a privately owned pond
• " Do Not Tease or Feed The Animals. This Can Be Dangerous to the Health of the Animal and Your Own Safety." -on a fence outside the tiger exhibit at the zoo