More Odd Warning Labels

Here are some more odd warning labels out there...

• "Warning: Do not leave Baby Unattended."-on a changing table in a rest stop bathroom
• " Wash with like Colors only. Do Not Wash with Dark Colors or the Colors will bleed. " -on a white shirt
• " Warning: Do Not Use Private Parts To Start. Keep Hands & Feet Away From Blades." -on a push lawn mower
• " Warning: Do Not Fold While Baby Is In Seat." -on a baby stroller
• " Do Not Open Near Face. Contents May Explode If Dropped. Use Caution When Opening."-on a can of silly string
• " Do Not Open Near Face. Do Not Point in Direction of Other People or Pets when opening. "-on a soda bottle
• " Use Care when Opening. Do Not Open Near Face." -on a package of cool whip
• " Caution: Do Not Use or Set Near Heat, or Flame. Contents May Explode when under pressure, or near fire."-on a bottle of hair spray
  
• " Do Not Point Near Your Face. Do Not Point In the Face of Others Or Near Pets. Failure to Do so Can be Dangerous and Even Life Threatening." -on a rubber band gun
• Point Away From Face & Body. Dangerous if Inhaled. Keep out of Reach of Children."-on a bottle of pesticide" Do Not Eat. This is Posionious. Eating This Is Dangerous and Even Life Threatening."-on a bottle of pesticide
  
• " Store In Freezer. Un-Frozen Ice-cream will Melt."-on a carton of ice-cream
• " Store in Refrigerator. Do Not Use After Experiation Date on Bottle."- on a gallon of milk
• "Do Not Leave Keys In Inginition. This is Dangerous!"-on a set of car keys
• " Do Not Hold Near Face. Use Caution when refilling. Do Not Use for anything other than attended use." -on a stapler
• " Do Not Fold While Child is On It." -on a baby play mat
• " Warning: Make Sure It is Fully Charged Before Use. A Partially Charged screw driver will not work. Do Not Leave Out In Rain. Metal Parts May Rust." -on a electric screw driver
• " Warning: Do Not Use Private Parts To Start. Failure To Do So can be painful, dangerous and even life threatening."-on a leaf blower
• " Do Not Point Near Face or Near Others Face when opening. Keep Away From Flame. "-on a bottle of nail polish remover
• " Make Sure Helmet is Completely Secure Before Riding Machinery That Requires a Safety Helmet."-on a bicycle helmet
• " Caution: Wet Side Walk. Do Not Ride Bicycle,Scate Board on Vehicle On Side Walk. It is Not Dry Yet. Failure to Comply With Ruin the Side walk." -on a newly paved side walk
• " Warning: Man Hole Ahead. Workers On Duty. Do Not Run Over Them." -on a sign near an open man hole
• "Warning: We Stop At All Rail Road Crossings." -on a bumper sticker on a school bus
• " Warning: Hot When In Use. "-on the coffee maker at Starbucks
• " Warning: Do Not Take More Cream Cheese than you plan to use. Failure to Abide By this rule will result in you being asked to leave. Thanks Management."-on a tray full of cream cheese at Bruggers Bagels
• "Warning: Contents Come Out Fast." -on the ice maker at Burger King
• " Warning: Free Ride In a Police Car, If You Shop Lift." -outside Hanes Mall in Charolette, NC
• " Warning: Shop Lifting is Against the Law. All Shop Lifters Will Be Prosecuted. "-on a bathroom wall in Food Lion
• "Warning: Do The Crime, Do the Time. Forty Years Behind Bars If You Steal From The Credit Union." -on the bill board inside the credit union
• " Warning: No Trasspassing After Hours. Trasspassers Will Be Prosecuted." -on the door to a gas station
• " Caution: We Stop for All Rail Road Crossings. "-on a taxi
• " Warning: Children On Board. Do Not Cross In Front of Bus. "-on the front of a school bus
• " Warning: Private Property. No Trasspassing. No swimming Allowed. No Fishing. Trasspassers Will be Prosecuted." -on a bridge near a privately owned pond
• " Do Not Tease or Feed The Animals. This Can Be Dangerous to the Health of the Animal and Your Own Safety." -on a fence outside the tiger exhibit at the zoo