Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Odd Warning Labels Out There

Odd warning labels out there.

  • Caution: Do Not Use Near Heat, Container May Explode -on a bottle of women's shaving cream
  • Caution:Coffee is Hot! -on a coffee cup at MacDonald 's
  • Caution:Hot Coffee! Use care when operating machinery! -on a coffee cup at Hardee's
  • Caution: Hot Liquids! -on a coffee cup at Starbucks
  • Caution:Hot Coffee! Be careful not to spill. Spills will burn you.-on a coffee cup at Bojangles
  • Caution:Liquids are cold! Be careful when using, not to spill. -on a slushy cup at Target
  • Caution:Hot when lite! Be careful when candle is lite. Do not allow children to touch,move, or mess with when lite. It will burn you when lite.-on a sticker on the bottom of a candle
  • Caution: Hot when plugged in! Do not use for anything other than what it is intended for! Not meant for use by someone other than an adult. -on a iron
  • Warning! Do not use hose function on your head, your child's head, or anyone else's! -on a vaccum cleaner
  • Warning! To avoid electrical shock do not use in the bath tub,near sink,or toliet! Do not drop in sink,bath tub, or toliet! If accidentally droped in sink,tub, or toliet unplug immediately to avoid electrical shock! -on all blow dryers
  • Warning! Hot when plugged in! Do not walk away from object when it is turned on. Use with care near eyes and face as it can burn you. Do not leave turned on, or plugged in when not in use,as it can overheat and become a fire hazard. -curling iron
  • Warning! Do not iron while on person. Do not leave iron on it while iron is not in use as this can ruin it. -on a shirt
  • Warning! Make sure to remove before ironing. -on a skirt
  • Warning! Not meant for use in the front seat. Do not face rear facing seat towards the front as this can cause serious injury or death.-on a baby car seat
  • Warning! Do not let anyone under the age of 12 ride in the front seat. Air bag can and may deploy in a crash and could cause serious injury or death to persons under the age of 12. Failure to obey these rules is dangerous and even life threatening. -in all vehicles (are people really this stupid?)
  • Warning! Do not fold up while baby is in seat. This could cause serious injury or death. Also, do not use without making sure it is completely locked in place and baby is secure in seat with the safety belt. Failing to meet this safety regulations can cause serious injury or death. This is approved by the FDA and HHS, and meets all safety requirements.-on a baby stroller
  • Warning! Do not use without making sure the snap is securely in place. Faliure to do so,could cause it to colapse on the baby,and could result in serious injury or death. -on a baby play mat
  • Warning! Do not exceed weight limit of 2,000 lbs. Failure to do so, could cause the elevator to fall, and could serious injury or death. This elevator has passed all safety inspections and is approved for this building. This elevator must be tested regularly to make sure it continues to pass inspection. Failure to comply could cause serious injury or death. Elevators that are not tested will be closed down until futher notice,and may not be used again tell tested and approved by the OASHA, & the HHS. All elevators that do not pass inspection must have problems fixed and be retested before being used by the public again. -inside all elevators
  • Please do not allow children to climb over guardrails! This is for their safety as well as the safety for all the animals. Failure to comply to these rules could cause harm to your children and the animals. Those who do not obey these rules will be asked to leave. If you refuse to leave,than you will be escorted out by one of the security guards on duty.-on a guardrail at the zoo
  • Please do not put your arms inside the fence! Do not feed the animals! Do not spit at them, or throw items at them! Do not mock them in anyway! This is to ensure safety of both you and the animals!-on a fence outside the polar bear exbit at the zoo

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