Odd Warning Labels Part 4

Here are more warning labels that make no sense at all....
"Do not stand to close to fence. Tigers spray their pee to mark their territory. Do not stand to close or they will spray you." -sign near fence that Tigers are kept in at the Natural Science Center
"Warning: Not for use in crib,bed, play pen,stroller,high chair,shopping cart, or automobile. Child could be strangled,or seriously hurt,or killed. "-warning label on a child's monkey leash
"Do not put in fireplace or in heat. Will explode near or in heat."-warning label on batteries
"Do not use near flame. Will explode!" -warning label on furniture (dust ) cleaner
" Do not use near flame, or fire. Can and will catch fire in temperatures extending 100 degrees Fahrenheit" -warning label on nail polish
" Do not use on chair or other places people sit down. Can be dangerous when inhaled or used improperly." -warning label on gorilla glue

Odd Warning Labels -Part 3

• " Do Not Use More Than Directed, for more than seven days,unless directed by a dentist or doctor."- on a tube of Oral gel
  
• " For Children Under the age of 2 ask Dentist or Doctor Before Use." -on a tube of toothpaste
• " Do Not Open with Teeth." -on a container of glue
• " Do Not Hold Near Eyes."-on a pair of scissors
• "Warning: Allergy alert, this package is processed in a center that packages nuts. Contents include nuts." -on a package of Baby Ruth candy bars
• "Warning:Contents include nuts,and milk. "-on a package of Milky Way Bars
• "Warning: Do Not Use if foil seal is broken. Please Refrigerate. Best if used by date on the bottom of package. Allergy warning: contains milk" -on a container of cream cheese
  
• "Do Not Hold or Use Near Flame. "-on a bottle of shampoo

More Odd Warning Labels

Here are some more odd warning labels out there...

• "Warning: Do not leave Baby Unattended."-on a changing table in a rest stop bathroom
• " Wash with like Colors only. Do Not Wash with Dark Colors or the Colors will bleed. " -on a white shirt
• " Warning: Do Not Use Private Parts To Start. Keep Hands & Feet Away From Blades." -on a push lawn mower
• " Warning: Do Not Fold While Baby Is In Seat." -on a baby stroller
• " Do Not Open Near Face. Contents May Explode If Dropped. Use Caution When Opening."-on a can of silly string
• " Do Not Open Near Face. Do Not Point in Direction of Other People or Pets when opening. "-on a soda bottle
• " Use Care when Opening. Do Not Open Near Face." -on a package of cool whip
• " Caution: Do Not Use or Set Near Heat, or Flame. Contents May Explode when under pressure, or near fire."-on a bottle of hair spray
  
• " Do Not Point Near Your Face. Do Not Point In the Face of Others Or Near Pets. Failure to Do so Can be Dangerous and Even Life Threatening." -on a rubber band gun
• Point Away From Face & Body. Dangerous if Inhaled. Keep out of Reach of Children."-on a bottle of pesticide" Do Not Eat. This is Posionious. Eating This Is Dangerous and Even Life Threatening."-on a bottle of pesticide
  
• " Store In Freezer. Un-Frozen Ice-cream will Melt."-on a carton of ice-cream
• " Store in Refrigerator. Do Not Use After Experiation Date on Bottle."- on a gallon of milk
• "Do Not Leave Keys In Inginition. This is Dangerous!"-on a set of car keys
• " Do Not Hold Near Face. Use Caution when refilling. Do Not Use for anything other than attended use." -on a stapler
• " Do Not Fold While Child is On It." -on a baby play mat
• " Warning: Make Sure It is Fully Charged Before Use. A Partially Charged screw driver will not work. Do Not Leave Out In Rain. Metal Parts May Rust." -on a electric screw driver
• " Warning: Do Not Use Private Parts To Start. Failure To Do So can be painful, dangerous and even life threatening."-on a leaf blower
• " Do Not Point Near Face or Near Others Face when opening. Keep Away From Flame. "-on a bottle of nail polish remover
• " Make Sure Helmet is Completely Secure Before Riding Machinery That Requires a Safety Helmet."-on a bicycle helmet
• " Caution: Wet Side Walk. Do Not Ride Bicycle,Scate Board on Vehicle On Side Walk. It is Not Dry Yet. Failure to Comply With Ruin the Side walk." -on a newly paved side walk
• " Warning: Man Hole Ahead. Workers On Duty. Do Not Run Over Them." -on a sign near an open man hole
• "Warning: We Stop At All Rail Road Crossings." -on a bumper sticker on a school bus
• " Warning: Hot When In Use. "-on the coffee maker at Starbucks
• " Warning: Do Not Take More Cream Cheese than you plan to use. Failure to Abide By this rule will result in you being asked to leave. Thanks Management."-on a tray full of cream cheese at Bruggers Bagels
• "Warning: Contents Come Out Fast." -on the ice maker at Burger King
• " Warning: Free Ride In a Police Car, If You Shop Lift." -outside Hanes Mall in Charolette, NC
• " Warning: Shop Lifting is Against the Law. All Shop Lifters Will Be Prosecuted. "-on a bathroom wall in Food Lion
• "Warning: Do The Crime, Do the Time. Forty Years Behind Bars If You Steal From The Credit Union." -on the bill board inside the credit union
• " Warning: No Trasspassing After Hours. Trasspassers Will Be Prosecuted." -on the door to a gas station
• " Caution: We Stop for All Rail Road Crossings. "-on a taxi
• " Warning: Children On Board. Do Not Cross In Front of Bus. "-on the front of a school bus
• " Warning: Private Property. No Trasspassing. No swimming Allowed. No Fishing. Trasspassers Will be Prosecuted." -on a bridge near a privately owned pond
• " Do Not Tease or Feed The Animals. This Can Be Dangerous to the Health of the Animal and Your Own Safety." -on a fence outside the tiger exhibit at the zoo

Odd Warning Labels Out There

Odd warning labels out there.

• Caution: Do Not Use Near Heat, Container May Explode -on a bottle of women's shaving cream

• Caution:Coffee is Hot! -on a coffee cup at MacDonald 's
  
• Caution:Hot Coffee! Use care when operating machinery! -on a coffee cup at Hardee's
• Caution: Hot Liquids! -on a coffee cup at Starbucks
• Caution:Hot Coffee! Be careful not to spill. Spills will burn you.-on a coffee cup at Bojangles
  
• Caution:Liquids are cold! Be careful when using, not to spill. -on a slushy cup at Target
• Caution:Hot when lite! Be careful when candle is lite. Do not allow children to touch,move, or mess with when lite. It will burn you when lite.-on a sticker on the bottom of a candle
• Caution: Hot when plugged in! Do not use for anything other than what it is intended for! Not meant for use by someone other than an adult. -on a iron
  
• Warning! Do not use hose function on your head, your child's head, or anyone else's! -on a vaccum cleaner
• Warning! To avoid electrical shock do not use in the bath tub,near sink,or toliet! Do not drop in sink,bath tub, or toliet! If accidentally droped in sink,tub, or toliet unplug immediately to avoid electrical shock! -on all blow dryers
  
• Warning! Hot when plugged in! Do not walk away from object when it is turned on. Use with care near eyes and face as it can burn you. Do not leave turned on, or plugged in when not in use,as it can overheat and become a fire hazard. -curling iron
• Warning! Do not iron while on person. Do not leave iron on it while iron is not in use as this can ruin it. -on a shirt
• Warning! Make sure to remove before ironing. -on a skirt
• Warning! Not meant for use in the front seat. Do not face rear facing seat towards the front as this can cause serious injury or death.-on a baby car seat
  
• Warning! Do not let anyone under the age of 12 ride in the front seat. Air bag can and may deploy in a crash and could cause serious injury or death to persons under the age of 12. Failure to obey these rules is dangerous and even life threatening. -in all vehicles (are people really this stupid?)
• Warning! Do not fold up while baby is in seat. This could cause serious injury or death. Also, do not use without making sure it is completely locked in place and baby is secure in seat with the safety belt. Failing to meet this safety regulations can cause serious injury or death. This is approved by the FDA and HHS, and meets all safety requirements.-on a baby stroller
• Warning! Do not use without making sure the snap is securely in place. Faliure to do so,could cause it to colapse on the baby,and could result in serious injury or death. -on a baby play mat
  
• Warning! Do not exceed weight limit of 2,000 lbs. Failure to do so, could cause the elevator to fall, and could serious injury or death. This elevator has passed all safety inspections and is approved for this building. This elevator must be tested regularly to make sure it continues to pass inspection. Failure to comply could cause serious injury or death. Elevators that are not tested will be closed down until futher notice,and may not be used again tell tested and approved by the OASHA, & the HHS. All elevators that do not pass inspection must have problems fixed and be retested before being used by the public again. -inside all elevators
• Please do not allow children to climb over guardrails! This is for their safety as well as the safety for all the animals. Failure to comply to these rules could cause harm to your children and the animals. Those who do not obey these rules will be asked to leave. If you refuse to leave,than you will be escorted out by one of the security guards on duty.-on a guardrail at the zoo
• Please do not put your arms inside the fence! Do not feed the animals! Do not spit at them, or throw items at them! Do not mock them in anyway! This is to ensure safety of both you and the animals!-on a fence outside the polar bear exbit at the zoo